As I stated earlier, I've started doing the whole coupon thing. I never thought I was the coupon type. You know, perfect housewife with laundry done at all times, kids on perfect schedules, healthy organic gluten-free, whey-free, fat-free homecooked meal at every sitting, etc. That's who I
thought was coupon-y. And that was pretty much the opposite of me.
Turns out, I'm the super-competitive-deal-hungry-not-afraid-of-any-retailer type. To me, it's a game. See, I hate injustices. I hate when things "aren't fair". And now that I know there are all these savings right before me and all I have to do is a little planning ahead, I will never go back to my non-couponing ways.
So every Sunday (well I mean this was my 2nd week but who's counting?), I plan out my meals, take inventory, and start working on my list. We just started getting the Sunday paper, so I go through and look at the ads compared to what coupons I have and start getting my stuff together in my handy
Couponizer (best invention ever). These past 2 weeks have worked out great- but it's one of those things where I don't know if I'm just getting lucky or what. For example, last week I ran out of mustard. A thing of mustard lasts us about a year but whatever, we were out. Well I try to have a coupon for every item on my list, or at least the majority. So I didn't have a mustard coupon but I went to Frenchs.com and on a whim they have a $.50 off coupon, which Kroger doubles coupons always. So that's $1.00 off. My Kroger had French's mustard on sale for a dollar. AND on the mustard bottle, there was a buy one get one free Peelie sticker thing. So, I got 2 bottles of mustard for free. Crazy huh? (Did I just refer to it as
my Kroger? Oh Lord I'm turning into Nana!! Help!)
Anyway, I notice in the paper that Target has some good deals so I decided to try it out with my new strategies.
When I went to the coupon workshop I mentioned here, Rule #1 of couponing is always find the right cashier. The right cashier is usually young, unassuming, and high school or college-aged. We don't want any old war horses or people who hate life or their job. Unfortunately, Target this morning had 1 lone register open. She was young-ish, but it seemed she hated life, and/or her job, and/or the woman standing before her with a handful of about 20 coupons (that'd be me).
First, she tried to tell me that some of the coupons I wanted to use, I couldn't use. And when I challenged her, she just huffed and said- well I mean I'll try it but it won't work. To which, it worked. But the kicker was when she called me a liar. See, I needed some Pampers. I had a $2 off coupon, and they had theirs on sale. I was only going to get the 80-count box but then I saw the 100-count box was on sale for $28.99. I wasn't going to get them... But then, hark! Lo and behold, a tiny little ray of sunshine next to the big 28.99 numbers, a teeny tiny sign that said "gift card with purchase". So I made a mental note, and grabbed the big box of Pampers that's usually about $32.
When the cashier lady was done with all my merchandise and tells me the total and neglects to give me said gift card, I start to get a little no-you-di-int in me. I said, I think I'm supposed to get a gift card with the diapers. To which she replies, no you have to buy 2 to get the gift card.
Huh?
Did she pull that out of her butt or what?
And I said- no I'm pretty sure it didn't say that. She tells me that there is no gift card. I say ok, swipe my credit card, and head on over to guest services (the old Ashleigh would have never done this!!).
I explain the whole sitch to the guest services lady, who still doesn't really believe me and has an employee walk over to the baby dept to see if I'm lying or not because clearly I would be wasting 20 freaking minutes of my day to lie about a fake gift card sign. The employee walkie-talkies the guest services lady and says, "yeah there's a sign here."
She immediately demands her to take the sign down because it is a mistake. I say- " I still need my gift card please."
She calls the manager and wa-la, I got a $5 gift card. HA! 100 Pampers for $21!! Take that!
It made me happy.
(It also made me happy that I ran out of the 6-dollar-a-box Electrasol dish detergent and Walgreens has it on sale for 3.99 plus an extra $1 off, plus I had a $1 off coupon making it 1.99 but I got the last box at the Perkins Walgreens... just sayin')
(I'm pretty sure I'm crazy and addicted to this mess. Apologies? Never.)